A Girl's Guide

Kinda a blur photo taken by my stalker friend who gets too excited to attend the Hennessy Artisty party yesterday night, 25th May 2013.

Nothing much for it but just a girl's guide i would like to share.


There is a thin line between tipsy and sloshed and this boundary is very important for a girl’s reputation.Society expects what some would call classier behaviour from its women than its men. For example, people are generally not really affected when they see a man staggering, talking jibber jabber (to himself) and very drunk. As long as he is not a nuisance and he stays away from others that is fine. Even then they will just say ‘Ndo zvaari’(That’s just how he is).


However the moment a woman is seen doing that, her dignity goes down the drain. I know ladies. It’s hard being one of us.We have all seen that one girl being carried out of the club. This is most likely because her friends are tired of her walking into walls, dancing with strange men and even vomiting on the floor.So to still have fun and get free drinks galore this is what you need to do, without turning into that girl who everybody thinks has no mother.When it comes to your behaviour, have a mantra “I will not act like a slut, I am here to have fun”.


We have all seen the girl who takes alcohol as if it’s a sexual stimulant. All of a sudden she is doing sex dances and her bisexual alter ego comes out. When a guy asks you to make-out with your friend; remember that the Zimbabwean society is very homophobic and you might find your ass in jail. When a guy invites you to escort him to anywhere like the bathroom or carpark, he is trying to get it on with you. By all means, be a lady in the streets and a freak in the bed not in public.


Also that drunken 30-something year old woman with leopard print, fake lashes, cleavage galore with the blonde weave, leave the drunken behaviour to the little girls and settle down. Please leave the Chaka Demus and Shabba Ranks skanky Jamaican 1990s dances in the 1990s. Perverted bending over dances are meant for the bedroom not the dance floor. Obscene dancing may also expose your crack, boobs popping out or your very tight jeans ripping. In the day an age of police raids trying to arrest prostitutes; please do not dance, dress and act like one.


So yes, I think one or more of these things has actually happened to all of us. It is a bit hard to avoid these problems that come with this. Maybe you should stay away from the club scene for a bit, alternate the place you go to club and join Alcoholics Anonymous to solve your drinking problem. If those suggestions are a bit extreme, I suggest you just put a beautiful smile on your face and ignore the judgemental eyes.After all you should live for you, to be old and wise one needs to be young and stupid.




Well, just a girl's guide to share.


Nightz readers.
Cheers.